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Happy happy birthday from all of us to you we wish it was our birthday so we can party too....wait it is, YEAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Okay so here is the vacation report. Nothing really happened. I mean what can i say we went to disney land, stood in rides and rode them. We rode Space Mountain a million times, along with Screamin California, and Hollywood Tower of Terror. Oh and Pirates was cool, they changed the ride because of the movies but it was cool, then we saw Jack Sparrow, and the guy dressed like him looked just like Johnny Depp, and had the mannerisms down and everything, even sounded like Jack. He was really good, got some pictures. Fantasmic was awesome, and the fireworks kicked ass. Got to see Darth Vader and Darth Maul (Sp?) in a Jedi Training show, it was cool. Stood in line for 2 hours to ride the Finding Nemo ride, which as much as the movie is good wasn't worth a two hour wait to see the ride, but it was relaxing and it was really well done. Saw the Year of a Million Dreams Parade, that was neat. And The Haunted Mansion was Nightmare Before Christmas style so that was awesome. So i got to see both Jacks this year, lol. My birthday was okay, i really wanted to go to Knott"s Scary Farm's but they were sold Out so we went and had a Pirate dinner where we have the blue pirate that looked similar to Brad Pitt in Troy and could sing. Also had a 300 dollar japanese dinner that was the Shit. Beds food i have eaten, seriously.

Work is fun....not. We got this new boss. David, for the cafe and he's a complete ass. "You enjoy doing your side work so much that you are already into multiple orgasms and i can see you are trembling, good thing you have an apron to hide the evidance." Yes he said this to me on his second day working. Fucking gross i know. This guy had something perverted to say everytime someone spoke to him, so he only lasted four days before Kevin found out, (thanks to Ryan and Myself) and was fired. The cafe pretty much ganged up on him from the minute he walked through the door. He never had a chance.

So that's my life for now, talk to you guys later.
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So i got my first Tattoo, yeah it hurt like hell but you know what, i would do it again. It was nice, only hundred dollars. not bad. Took six hours to fucking do, or felt like it anyway i think it only took three, but damn it hurt. Anyway it was a birthday present to myself, and since well be in disneyland for my birthday i wanted to do it before so it would be healed by then. And yes i did get the wings, but that's it, i didn't go to detailed in anything. Witch it fine by me, and i'm sorry ahead of time if this starts any arguements. which i hope it doesn't because that would be stupid.
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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So Jamie you know how i was complining a little bit about my knee when we were camping. Well i went to the doctor because it gave out from me when i was at work, nothing bad it's only one knee. Anyway i may have Osteoarthritis (OA) which is the most common form of knee arthritis. OA is usually a slowly progressive degenerative disease in which the joint cartilage gradually wears away. It most often affects middle-aged and older people. T.T which sucks because i'm not middle aged or Old. i have to go back for another visit to find out for sure.
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Captains Log 001: Me and Jamie pack up and head towards our camping spot. We arrived early so we went to the vikingsholm and walked around a bit and i found a really neat stick, we shall name it THE STICK, it becomes important later on. We then proceed into Tahoe to see if we can find a cheap raft or something and get a bit to eat, finding no raft we ate Taco Bell and went back to the camp site. We set everything up, building one tent will a futile attempt, trying the second one and getting it, then desided that we wanted it in the shade and took it down only to rebuild it in the shade. We then made our way down to the beach to find our rock from last time and maybe catch a craw fish or two. We find our rock but it's half covered in water and supple sapplings. We ended catching two Crawfish (Fred, and Big Red (I think)) and then let them go and head back to the camp site to eat. When we get there we see that i Wild Fire had started a ways away and we drive up tp talk to the Ranger and learn that we are not indanger at the time and return back to our site, 49, to call parents and stuff, and he actually saw Abraham Lincolns (Sp?) The rest of the day was pretty uneventful, just restful and relaxing. That night we had the Marshmellow wars with the PINK marshmellows that are like aliens. Trust me on this, they were aliens. THE STICK came in handy in cooking the stack that night.

Captains Log 002: We wake up to a red sun morning as the fire has grown, but we are still safe enough to camp. The day was pretty uneventful, again just relaxing and the stuff, caught somemore crawdaddies, and then went back up to the camp for hotdogs. When we went back to the beach for the second time to go swiming. We about to our knees when a guy and this dog come around the corner. And he was cute, he had long brown hair and a black dog. Anyway the water is super cold so we are trying to get us to it and then he gets into the water, and i say. "Well your in a wet suit, you should try it half naked." Oh yeah that was cool. I think he was just stopping to let his dog go pee but he hung around for a bit. So me and Jamie got D.V.L (pronouces devil or other words (Duo, Vash, Legato) which is a LARGE log that acutally holds out weight in the water and paddled out a ways. It was really cool. The guy left a few minutes after that. But he kept looking back :D We also made speggetti that night with a nice amount of dirt in it, but it tasted great.

Captains Log 003: I woke up to the ranger talking to our neighbors and got up, I don't know if Jamie was awake or not, after that i took a nap for a few minutes until the tent was to hot to sleep in any longer and got up. The neighbors had cought about 100 crawdaddies and i went to check them out and i brought a huge on back to show jamie. We were just getting ready to eat or play cards or something when the lady came over saying that she couldn't stand watching them boil them and then the daughter came over to ask how to cook them, so then me and Jamie got invited to have a crawdaddy feast which was good, then we played Egyptian Rat Screw which is a fun game and then me and Jamie left to go to the beach while they left to do there thing and we went swimming for a while. When we got back we ate again i think...oh yeah chips and salsa don't taste good with soda, and then we decided to go put our feet in again because is was hot, but before we could go the ranger came and evacuated us. It was cool because me and Jamie worked together and got the camp packed up and put away in fifteen minutes. We work well as a team. Then we went and had In and out Burgers because we were both craving them. Yummy.
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Hey sara, you know how Liz's brother and David said that they hated when people squeezed the toothpaste from the middle and not the bottom, well on the tupe is says "FOR BEST RESULTS, SQUEEZE TUBE FROM THE MIDDLE AND FLATTEN AS YOU GO UP."

Also on another note. Guess who came into the cafe..........MIKE. Stallars Mike not my step dad mike. lol.

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Soooooo...i guess Ashely works with this lady and Victoria Secerets and she was invited to go to her house to watch a movie, they live in the same apartment building, and i guess the girls nephew was over. Well, Ashley, being the twit that she is feel alseep at this ladies house. Well the lady went to sleep and the nephew stayed out in the room. Well i guess this guy un-zipped Ash's pants and took off her Jacket ( '-_- heavy sleeper, trust me)and Ash woke up to this guy jacking off near her, watching her. Creepy, disgusting, and well scary. Anyway so the other day ash was cleaning her guy and talking to dad on the phone and the kid came out to her car, ashley told him to leave her the fuck alone, and of course that scared my dad, so i guess the guy is leaving roses on her car and notes like. "We need to talk, I like you Ashley" but i guess he's super creepy and ugly or something. Anyway the guy got a warning and if he says anything else to ashley then he will be kicked out of the apartment building for sexual harrasment.
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Okay so this morning i went to let the dogs out of the Garage and i closed the door and heard the reather loud BUZZZZ!!!! So i go back into the garage to see what it was and this huge...and i mean HUGE...bumble bee flew right at me. It was scary, but i finally got it out of the garage.
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Okay you guys have to watch this, it's good for the soul of all us Mario, Mortal Kombat, and yes Zelda fans....this has got to be one of the funniest things ever....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFTT01Symx4

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